What is your favorite joke?

In a 3rd grade science class the teacher says "Humans are the only mammals that stutter"

Little Stevie raises his hand "I had a cat once that stuttered"

"stevie tell us about it" the teacher says.

"well i was once in the back yard with the cat when the nieghbor's rotweiller jumped over the fence.......... the cat went ffffttttt, ffffttt, ffffftttt , but before it could say f*ck the rotweiller ate him"

Love the flavour one especially Milo!

For Christmas I had a T-shirt made up for my hubby with his very favourite joke on it.

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world......
...... those that understand binary and those that don't"

Amy