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Post  sailingmuffin Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:30 pm

Hi All,

I thought some of you might find this story amusing. Sometimes, the only thing you can do is laugh.

Sunday night, my roommate and I decided to order pizza.
I answered the door when the pizza arrived and then things got interesting.
I handed him money and he tried to hand me the pizza, and suddenly I had that feeling, and knew I was going to faint/fall. The following conversation ensued.

Pizza Guy tries to hand pizza to me.
SM: "Just put it on the Sofa!"
PG: Just stands there, looking surprised, and again tried to give me the pizza.
SM then passes out. My roommate rushes in to see what the commotion is all about. I come to pretty quickly.
PG. "Is this some sort of fraternity/sorority rush prank?"
SM. "No, I just have a fainting disorder.
PG. Are you sure it isn't a prank?
SS. Yes.
PG. Are you ok?
SS. Yes.
He finally set the pizza on the sofa and my roommate took it to the kitchen.

End scene.

In three years, of constant falling/fainting, I have been called many things- a liability, a weeble (as in "weebles wobble but they don't fall down,") and a host of other things. But I haven't been accused of fainting for a prank. Ok, so I did take out a display at Rite Aid once, but everyone there knows me and we just laughed it off- though the staff occasionally teases me about it. But 8 years after I graduated from college, I am finally considered "cool" enough to be part of a sorority! (I was a member of the GDI at college.)

Pain free days,


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